I reject your reality, and substitute it with one in which my OTP gets together and gets married and has babies and grows old together.
#uh #sorry #what do you mean mark diluted eduardo’s shares after eduardo froze the bank account and ignored him when mark finally admitted to needing him in california and then eduardo sued him and refused to be his friend again after a deposition that ended in a settlement out of court with no one happy? #lol what movie are you watching #they got married and moved to san fran and hired chris as a babysitter for their little singaporean girl named ella that eduardo sings portuguese lullabies to every night #you’re so silly
also dustin gives them a cute tiny chick at christmas as a typical dustin joke but they adopt it anyway and name it porc so when people ask do you have a pet for little ella they say yes we do we have a pet hen named porc and they are like you have a hen called pork what’s wrong with you and mark blinks no no porc you know the porcell- oh never mind come give me a kiss wardo ella you know the drill cover your eyes
*AND NOW - NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE - THE SOCIAL NETWORK*
Nei Patrick Harris: TATATATATATATATATA…
Ellen： We are suing you.
I had the craziest dream last night, about a boy who helped create Facebook. But his prince betrays him, so he sues him.
#oh wow cool #i didn’t just get teary over this or anything#sometimes i think i’m over tsn mostly but then i watch shit like this and i get casino night ache and ugh this film is just brilliant and it makes me upset that there’s such a negative stigma attached to it now #i’m not trying to start shit again i’m just saying#i wish that this was seen in a more positive light by everyone because it’s such a good movie #ugh
# so while I understand that this movie is about rich people getting richer # and I understand the jesse/andrew shipping can get annoying # that is not what tsn is about for me # it is about the friendship between these two kids # and I know I am not the only one that feels this way
#oh god oh god oh god #it hurts #it hurts to see this video #everything about it#jesus christ #i feel like crying #and the motherfucking score #this is killing me#this movie means so fucking much to me
Then maybe you could’ve answered one of my 47 owls, did you know that I sent 47 owls? (oh god this fandom)
If I ever need to explain eye-fucking to anyone, I’ll just show them this gif.
Holy crap how can they find a girl who looks exactly like one of real Sean Park’s girlfriends? How can they even notice this?
It’s the same with how every outfit Jesse is wearing is snagged from photos of Zuckerberg. All of the actors match their real life counterparts uncannily well in looks (without heavy make-up magic). If this movie were a person, it’d be the creepiest stalker ever.