likeastairmaster:

wardolope

#i love how chris is just like #lol im not even jewish #but fuckit #im here with my dudes #and pretending to be loled by dustin and his asian girls #when fuck theres a dude in the corner who looks pretty hot #or there’s that guy or that guy #and failing that i’ll get dustin drunk and pretend it was an accident when we wake up #it worked last week #guy is gullible #and dustin and eduardo are like #yay asian girls #except they know they’re deluded #because eduardo would rather be doing mark in a bathroom stall #or with mark up against a wall #wearing nothing but eduardo’s ridiculous hat #and dustin would rather be doing chris #and he kind of likes it when chris pretends that dustin is a last resort

bellatirx:

#Eduardo is lost in a really big closet

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

I reject your reality, and substitute it with one in which my OTP gets together and gets married and has babies and grows old together.

abstinencesymbol:

#uh #sorry #what do you mean mark diluted eduardo’s shares after eduardo froze the bank account and ignored him when mark finally admitted to needing him in california and then eduardo sued him and refused to be his friend again after a deposition that ended in a settlement out of court with no one happy? #lol what movie are you watching #they got married and moved to san fran and hired chris as a babysitter for their little singaporean girl named ella that eduardo sings portuguese lullabies to every night #you’re so silly

also dustin gives them a cute tiny chick at christmas as a typical dustin joke but they adopt it anyway and name it porc so when people ask do you have a pet for little ella they say yes we do we have a pet hen named porc and they are like you have a hen called pork what’s wrong with you and mark blinks no no porc you know the porcell- oh never mind come give me a kiss wardo ella you know the drill cover your eyes

*AND NOW - NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE - THE SOCIAL NETWORK*

Nei Patrick Harris: TATATATATATATATATA…

Ellen： We are suing you.

I had the craziest dream last night, about a boy who helped create Facebook. But his prince betrays him, so he sues him.

(Source: whitelaws)

(Source: msparkers)

dreamy-eyed:

andrewisgayforjesse:

sophiainkorea:

high-fivingamillionangels:

-andrews:

heathicorn:renlybaratheons:

#oh wow cool #i didn’t just get teary over this or anything#sometimes i think i’m over tsn mostly but then i watch shit like this and i get casino night ache and ugh this film is just brilliant and it makes me upset that there’s such a negative stigma attached to it now #i’m not trying to start shit again i’m just saying#i wish that this was seen in a more positive light by everyone because it’s such a good movie #ugh

# so while I understand that this movie is about rich people getting richer # and I understand the jesse/andrew shipping can get annoying # that is not what tsn is about for me # it is about the friendship between these two kids # and I know I am not the only one that feels this way

#oh god oh god oh god #it hurts #it hurts to see this video #everything about it#jesus christ #i feel like crying #and the motherfucking score #this is killing me#this movie means so fucking much to me

#what is the negative stigma attached to tsn? #it’s a flawless movie that was robbed of its oscar? #it had an incredible cast where everyone acted their asses off? #it had an incredible and dedicated screenwriter and director? #what are these negative stigmas and why do they exist #this movie is fresh and detailed and perfectly executed on all accounts #also if it weren’t for the ‘annoying’ chemistry between andrew and jesse then there would be NO chemistry between mark and eduardo #andrew and jesse brought these characters to life and i don’t think people really understand that #because how how close they goy that’s why the relationship and friendship between mark and eduardo is so real and painful and palpable #this movie is just incredible and while the tags underneath acknowledge that i think they aren’t really getting the full effect #this movie has made me so pretentious and i regret not a damn thing

^THIS IS WHY MORGAN IS MY MAIN BITCH.

#even without words this video hurts #IT BURNS #i feel so many things about this movie and everyone in it #things i never thought i could feel about anything that wasn’t directly related to my life #but TSN ruined me for all other movies #all other fandoms #all other everything #precious lord take my hand

 #uuugh the last tags #this movie and this fandom have made my life better on so many levels #I cannot describe how I feel for everyone involved #i just uugh#I have made the story my own #I cry everytime I see videos abou this #it’s just so beautiful andnandnad #I hate my lack of words but yeah #you can get the idea

#everything hurts #again #and i don’t mean just the vid

(Source: heathicorn)

tormentedindiesoul89:

lucy-vanpelt:

lesliewyatt:

darvills:

acollapsingdream: lesliewyatt: cheeeeelle: lesliewyatt: acollapsingdream: robin-sparkles: time-andacrayon: emilyisobsessed:

#THERE’S A SNAKE IN HERE HERMIONE #THE POTTER NETWORK

#IM NOT COMING BACK FOR ONE HORCRUX IM COMING BACK FOR ALL OF THEM

#TELL ME THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME GETTING INTO THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

#SORRYYYY MY INVISIBILITY CLOAK’S AT THE CLEANERS

#IF YOU GUYS WERE THE CHOSEN ONES YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED VOLDEMORT

#DROP THE ‘THE’. JUST VOLDEMORT. IT’S MEANER.

 #I THINK IF YOUR DARK LORD WANTS TO SIT ON MY SHOULDERS AND CALL HIMSELF TALL, HE HAS THE RIGHT TO GIVE IT A TRY - BUT THERE’S NO REQUIREMENT THAT I ENJOY SITTING HERE LISTENING TO PEOPLE LIE. YOU HAVE PART OF MY ATTENTION — YOU HAVE THE MINIMUM AMOUNT. THE REST OF MY ATTENTION IS BACK AT HOGWARTS, WHERE RON AND HERMIONE ARE DOING THINGS THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY YOUR DARK LORD, ARE INTELLECTUALLY OR CREATIVELY CAPABLE OF DOING. DID I ADEQUATELY ANSWER YOUR CONDESCENDING QUESTION?

#YOU’RE NOT AN ASSHOLE DRACO. YOU’RE JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE.

#I DON’T WANT TO SUE HIM - I WANT TO HIRE DEATH EATERS TO CRUCIO THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

 #BECAUSE WE ARE GENTLEMEN OF HOGWARTS. THIS IS HOGWARTS. YOU DON’T PLANT STORIES AND YOU DON’T IMPERIO PEOPLE!

#MA’AM I KNOW YOU’VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK AND SO YOU KNOW MONEY ISN’T A BIG PART OF LIFE, BUT AT THE MOMENT I COULD BUY DIAGON ALLEY, TAKE THE LEAKY CAULDRON, AND TURN IT INTO MY PING-PONG ROOM.

Then maybe you could’ve answered one of my 47 owls, did you know that I sent 47 owls? (oh god this fandom)

yourwarmingsmile:

If I ever need to explain eye-fucking to anyone, I’ll just show them this gif.

(Source: markzuckerbitch)

emlary:

Holy crap how can they find a girl who looks exactly like one of real Sean Park’s girlfriends? How can they even notice this?

It’s the same with how every outfit Jesse is wearing is snagged from photos of Zuckerberg. All of the actors match their real life counterparts uncannily well in looks (without heavy make-up magic). If this movie were a person, it’d be the creepiest stalker ever.